Showing posts with label Blame it on the Lesions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blame it on the Lesions. Show all posts

Sunday, May 31, 2009

The best laid plans...

I had intended to post a riveting summary of my action-packed day, which consisted of not one, not two, but THREE soccer games in gorgous, sunny, 80-degree weather.

However, after 230 minutes of soccer in the sun, my brain is like an ooey gooey glob of cooked oatmeal--and let me tell you, oatmeal-head significantly dulls a girl's writing skills.

But here's the gist of what I wanted to say--while my vision was truly suck-a-riffic for each of the three games, I feel tremendously lucky for the fact that my craptastic vision is my only symptom to date.

I'll try to expand on this topic a bit in the next day or two, when I'm forming cohesive sentences again.

Until then, I think I can actually hear my bed calling me... so good night.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

The Lighter side of Visual Tweaking (aka: My Lesions Have a Sense of Humor)

Earlier today, I was reading the literature accompanying my prescription for non-steroidal anti-inflammatory (for the eye pain), and I noted a strange statement (in very small print, might I add):

CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY if you experience sudden severe headache, vomiting, dizziness, or farting.

You can’t make this stuff up…

Note: Upon further review, I realized that the literature did indeed say “fainting,” not “farting." I blame this visual inaccuracy entirely on my lesions. With a sense of humor like this, I think the lesions and I are going to get along just fine.